i have returned from Macho Bocce Ball shoppingg with a giant margarita glass (for throwing bowling balls at) and like. fucking four different types of rum WHO decided it was a great idea to work on a mai tai recipe in the middle of the day whoooo ( Read more... )

watching merlin season three on netflix and drinking hard cider because i make good life choices

cannot

stop

shouting

B O Y F R I E N D S

at the screen.

Parents are giving me stellar looks, awww yeah

I AM HOME FREEEEE, PRETTY MUCH FREE AS THE WIIIIIND BLOOOOOOOOOWS. 'Cause i've just got a thing due tomorrow but the worst is ooooover, and and I thought about not saying hi tonight because I got celebratory buzzed? And then i remembered that you like my drunkposts ( Read more... )

so i may have just gotten a little bit drunk with my parents at a german bar’s first annual viva la mustard celebration

(which i will explain in the morning okay don't let me forget)

where we drank apple beer and something called a duck fart?

and I spent like 20 minutes explaining the difference between a sam!girl and a dean!girl

…oops.

Before you ask, No, pre-emtive drinking does not count as Hawaii-Five-Oh induced stress drinking. Nnnnope. Not even a little bit.

I HAVE TOO MANY FEELINGS TO BE COHERENT, SO LET ME JUST SAY THIS:

( spoilers for whatever number episode tonight's H5O was, yup )

Guess what this isssss:

( i'm not as think as i drunk you...what? )

LEVERAGGGGGGGGGGGE.

UGH I CAN'T

( capslock all over the place )

Hee hee hee hee. Oh my god, you guys are so amazing with the enabling  flea jokes, and flea!Danny, and flea!Steve, eta: ANT!STEVE, OH MY GOD, DID I NOT MENTION THE 92 PROOF ALCOHOL I can't even express how much I love you, haaaaaaai *smooshes your face* Also, whoops, sailor jerry's is 92 proof, shit, tombolguid , I'm sorry, I'm not going to be any use to you ( Read more... )

So here it is.

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

hee hee hee hee

te amo, but i can´t find the less than sign to less than 3 you.

The plan for this evening is to get buzzed on baileys and watch the SPN finale (Yes, Finally, I Know, I Have Been Saving It, Shut Up) and plan is going swimmingly so far. Can I just say I want the fic where ( spoilery rambling run-on sentences happen? )